作曲 : JET
作词 : JET
  Wake up major and stitch up your hat
 You fell out of bed, then you landed in the cash
 So whats in your diary today
 
 Call on you made me, what can you do for you
 Hang out with stupids, so you can tell them what to do
 Major this is your day
 
 Living alone in a jar never got you very far
 
 Chorus
 He can read your mind, make you feel alrite
 Sgt Major knows what you want
 Knows what you want, one day you'll be a star
 Yeh the major knows what you want
 
 Take out your paper, throw it away
 Everything is useless, ain;t got alot too say
 Major this is your way
 
 Major is drowning cause he opened his mouth
 He stops too explain it but nothings coming out
 Major what can you say
 
 Hope that you like what you are
 Cause living alone in a jar, never gets you very far
 
 Chorus
 He can read your mind, make you feel alrite
 Sgt Major knows what you want
 Knows what you want, one day you'll be a star
 Yeh the major knows what you want
 
 Know you think that you think made it
 I know what i'm meant too say
 While you looked in the mirror
 I was gettin away
 Too you there is nothing too say
 
 
 Chorus
 He can read your mind, make you feel alrite
 Sgt Major knows what you want
 Knows what you want, one day you'll be a star
 Yeh the major knows what you want
 
 woo hooo
 woo hooo