[00:02.63]You call me up in the mornings
[00:12.78]We’ll stay on the phone until dawning
[00:15.35]You tell me secrets I actually keep
[00:18.44]You call me up around noon and
[00:23.14]Bring me all the good gossip
[00:25.62]You hold my head when I throw up
[00:28.10]I hold your hand when you weep
[00:30.20]And we talk about friends
[00:31.66]And we talk about records
[00:32.71]Talk about life
[00:33.88]And we’ll talk about death
[00:35.35]And we dance in the living room
[00:36.77]Dance on the sidewalks, dance in the movies
[00:39.29]Dance at the festivals, dance, dance
[00:42.05]No men ever really dance like this
[00:45.99]Damn! I wish I was a lesbian
[00:47.42]Damn! I wish I was a lesbian
[00:50.34]Damn! I wish I was, and that you were, too
[00:55.99]Damn! I wish I was a lesbian
[00:58.11]Damn! I wish I was a lesbian
[01:01.47]Damn! I wish I was, So I could fall in love with you
[01:08.91]You call me up in the evenings
[01:10.58]And tell me what they did this time
[01:13.25]No matter what, I’m by your side
[01:18.75]When it’s raining, we’ll go to the video store
[01:21.46]We even like the same movies
[01:23.52]No damn jedis or hobbits, this time!
[01:28.49]And you laugh at my jokes
[01:29.71]And I laugh at your jokes
[01:30.87]And I even like the birthday presents you get me
[01:33.03]And we dance in the living room
[01:35.02]Dance on the sidewalks
[01:36.54]Dance in the movies
[01:37.87]Dance at the festivals
[01:39.54]Let’s dance, dance
[01:40.77]No men ever really dance like this
[01:44.64]Damn! I wish I was a lesbian
[01:46.21]Damn! I wish I was a lesbian
[01:49.06]Damn! I wish I was, and that you were, too
[01:55.03]Damn! I wish I was a lesbian
[01:56.90]Damn! I wish I was a lesbian
[01:59.81]Damn! I wish I was, So I could fall in love with you
[02:04.41]So I could fall in love with you
[02:16.02]Why don’t,Why don’t I fall?
[02:22.21]Why don’t,Why don’t I fall?
[02:24.66]Why don’t I just fall in love with you?
[02:29.45]Why don’t,Why don’t I fall?
[02:32.10]Why don’t,Why don’t I fall?
[02:34.60]Why don’t I just fall in love with you?
[02:39.43]Why don’t,Why don’t I fall?
[02:42.04]Why don’t,Why don’t I fall?
[02:44.54]Why don’t I just fall in love with you?