| Song | I Would Never (Have Sex with You) |
| Artist | Garfunkel & Oates |
| Album | Music Songs |
| Remember the time we went out to dinner | |
| You and I alone | |
| We ate some French fries | |
| Let’s do it again | |
| Remember the time we went to the movies | |
| Laughed so hard we cried | |
| And then we ate more French fries | |
| Let’s do it again | |
| Cause I really like you as a friend | |
| But there are things I can’t pretend | |
| Know I could love you til the end | |
| But there is just one problem | |
| I would never have sex with you | |
| Believe me you’d know it if I wanted to | |
| I already would have shown my boobs to you | |
| But that will never happen | |
| Remember the time we stayed up all night talking | |
| Let our secrets out | |
| Until the sunshine | |
| Let’s do it again | |
| Remember the time we went to Dave and Busters | |
| Danced danced revolutioned | |
| Til we won a keychain | |
| Let’s do it again | |
| This shouldn’t come as a surprise | |
| You should’ve seen it in my eyes | |
| I kinda like some other guys | |
| But there’s a bigger problem | |
| I would never have sex with you | |
| Believe me you’d know it if I wanted to | |
| I already would have gone down on you | |
| But that will never happen | |
| No amount of alcohol | |
| Could change my mind at all | |
| Our lips will never touch | |
| So kiss that thought goodbye | |
| I would never have sex with you | |
| Believe me you’d know it if I wanted to | |
| I already would have held hands with you | |
| But that will never happen |
| Remember the time we went out to dinner | |
| You and I alone | |
| We ate some French fries | |
| Let' s do it again | |
| Remember the time we went to the movies | |
| Laughed so hard we cried | |
| And then we ate more French fries | |
| Let' s do it again | |
| Cause I really like you as a friend | |
| But there are things I can' t pretend | |
| Know I could love you til the end | |
| But there is just one problem | |
| I would never have sex with you | |
| Believe me you' d know it if I wanted to | |
| I already would have shown my boobs to you | |
| But that will never happen | |
| Remember the time we stayed up all night talking | |
| Let our secrets out | |
| Until the sunshine | |
| Let' s do it again | |
| Remember the time we went to Dave and Busters | |
| Danced danced revolutioned | |
| Til we won a keychain | |
| Let' s do it again | |
| This shouldn' t come as a surprise | |
| You should' ve seen it in my eyes | |
| I kinda like some other guys | |
| But there' s a bigger problem | |
| I would never have sex with you | |
| Believe me you' d know it if I wanted to | |
| I already would have gone down on you | |
| But that will never happen | |
| No amount of alcohol | |
| Could change my mind at all | |
| Our lips will never touch | |
| So kiss that thought goodbye | |
| I would never have sex with you | |
| Believe me you' d know it if I wanted to | |
| I already would have held hands with you | |
| But that will never happen |