I have always thought in the back of my mind
Cheese and 
OnionsI have always thought that the world was unkind
Cheese and 
OnionsDo I have to spell it out?
C H E E S 
E A N D O 
N I O N S, oh no
My machine
Keep yourself clean
I'll be a has-been
Like a dinosaur
My deviceFor everything nice
You better think twice
At least once more
My machine
Keep yourself clean
I'll be a has-been
Like a dinosaur
My deviceFor everything nice
You better think twice
At least once more
My machine
Keep yourself clean
I'll be a has-been
Like a dinosaur
My deviceFor everything nice
You better think twice
At least once more