作词 : BANKS/COLLINS, PHIL/GABRIEL/HACKETT/RUTHERFORD I'm counting out time Got the whole thing down by numbers All those numbers! Give me guidance! O lord I need that now The Day of Judement's come And you can bet that I've been resting for this testing Digesting every word the experts say Erogenous zones I love you Without you what would a poor boy do? Found a girl I wanted to date Thought I'd better get it straight Went to buy a book before it's too late Don't leave nothing to fate I've studied every line, every page in the book But now I've got the real thing here, I'm gonna take a look, take a look This is it Rael! I'm counting out time, hoping it all goes like I planned it 'cos I understand it. Look! I've found the hotspots, fiures 1-9 still counting out, I've got my finger on the button "Don't say nuthin'-just lie there still now I'll get you turned on just fine." Erogenous zones I love you Without you, what would a poor boy do? Touch and go with 1-6 Bit of trouble in zone No. 7 Gotta remember all of my tricks There's heaven ahed in No. 11! Getting crucial responses with dilation of the pupils "Honey, get hip! It's time to unzip, to unzip,zip,zip-a-zip-zip Whippee!" Put it away Mr. Guitar =Move over Casanova= I'm counting out time, reaction none too happy Please don't slap me I'm a red-blooded male and the book said I could not fail I'm counting out time, I got unexpected distress from my mistress I'll get my money back from the book store right away Erogenous zones I question you- Without you, what would a poor boy do? Without you, what would a poor boy do? Without you, what would a poor boy do?