[00:02.460]Yo, how do I keep (I don't know what's up with these hoes)
[00:07.450]Getting in relationships like this (I'm just sayin')
[00:10.850]Maybe it says something about me
[00:13.970]Should I look in the mirror?
[00:15.940]I just want you to be normal
[00:17.650]Why can't you b*****s be normal?
[00:19.650]Always gotta be so extra
[00:21.750]Why you always need a lecture?
[00:23.630]My ex hates to talk, she's a texter
[00:25.520]Even when I'm in bed layin' right next to her
[00:27.780]Wants to get back together
[00:29.440]Said not till she gets her act together
[00:32.000]She thinks I'm bein' mean
[00:33.390]And now she starts to scream and shout
[00:34.460]She's about to let the demons out
[00:35.560]She don't want to see me with other females out
[00:37.530]I tell the ***** to beat it, take the scenic route
[00:39.770]She retaliates by tryin' to leave the house in her evening gown with her cleavage out
[00:43.400]We've been down this road too many times for me to count
[00:46.740]And all I can think about is how
[00:48.260]I just want you to be normal
[00:49.650]Why can't you b*****s be normal?
[00:51.490]Always gotta be so extra
[00:53.700]Like a ******' terrestrial
[00:55.420]Guess it comes with the territory
[00:57.080]My ex girl, she just declared war
[00:59.310]Therefore, I better prepare for it
[01:01.930]I guess bein' weird's normal
[01:03.280]And I don't know what's got a hold of me
[01:05.250]Most notably I've been zone
[01:07.500]I'm totally open, hoplessly devoted
[01:08.940]So much so that I bet you she don't know that she's the first thing
[01:10.940]  I think of when I wake up and the last thing I think of before I go to sleep
[01:15.450]Sike
[01:16.310]Hope she don't notice me goin' through her purse
[01:18.470]I know she cheats [?]
[01:19.300]She's heartless
[01:20.710]No wonder we're partners
[01:22.460]Both got hundreds of charges
[01:24.270]Domestic disputes but we've always
[01:25.920]Swept it under the carpet
[01:27.260]Even when 911 gets the call that
[01:29.420]I slipped up and busted her jaw with
[01:31.380]A Louisville Slugger 'cause alls it
[01:33.560]Really does is make our love
[01:35.440]For each other grow stronger
[01:36.980]She won me over the second she tried to run me over
[01:40.050]Told her I'd keep a hun
[01:40.920]We all but kicked her out, called her back now she's coming over
[01:43.570]But why is she so wicked?
[01:44.770]And how the **** did I get so twisted
[01:46.460]I wish I won someone like a [?]
[01:48.800]We're like nitrogen and hydrogen mixed with
[01:50.620]Ignitable liquids
[01:52.310]But I'm finally seeing
[01:53.160]She's only mine for the time being
[01:54.370]That's why I keep bringing up that one time she
[01:56.990]Tried to two time me
[01:58.730]And throw it up in her face till I dry heave
[02:00.760]How could I be so naive?
[02:02.720]Should I leave or turn this entire evening
[02:04.870]Into a ******* crime scene
[02:07.290]Maybe I'm just too ugly to compete with him
[02:08.840]You weren't supposed to agree you ******* *****
[02:11.110]Especially when you're the one cheated first
[02:12.860]Now the argument immediately becomes heated
[02:14.930]You don't want me flip little conceded c**t
[02:16.860]Eat a monkey **** wrapped in a stuffed pita
[02:18.830]Fajita slut treat just like a drum
[02:20.730]Beat it, complete it, and once you've succeeded, repeat it!
[02:24.990]I love you but I hope you ******* die though
[02:27.240]In our business your friends like to pry so
[02:28.810]You've got 'em all under cover just like a most
[02:31.240]Hoppin' they'll come back with intel
[02:32.900]But I'm the one who's thrown into the spiral
[02:35.160]'Cause now the roles are reversed so here I go
[02:37.410]Thinkin' I'm sly as I scroll through you're iPhone
[02:40.230]Who the ****'s Milo?
[02:41.390]The guy at work you drive a hi-lo
[02:43.580]I put a tracking device on your Crystler
[02:46.140]And follow you while you drive home
[02:47.550]But like a cyclone, I just got my disguise blown
[02:50.500]You recognize me had Milo flip me off right out the side window
[02:54.460]I hit a light poll
[02:55.760]You skirt off and then pull up at 5am in a stretch white limo
[02:59.420]Stumble in the side door and hit me head with Milo's demo
[03:02.740]But like a drunk bum what do I know?
[03:05.250]Let's sleep on it like they did Revival
[03:07.360]I told you you're the apple of my eye so s**t your pie hole
[03:12.460]Just wanna be normal
[03:16.270]Why can't you be normal?
[03:18.620]Yeah, I just wanna be normal
[03:24.250]Why can't you be normal?