My friends want to know how it came to be
That ooh this holiday don't mean nothing to me
Cause I caught santa under my tree
He was flirting with my honey
Trying to take her from me
Hey don't be fooled by these fairy tales
Watch out or it he could do this to someone else
He took my girl and he made me cry
And that's the way I feel about christmas time
Oh, I wasn't dreaming can't believe
I woke up to my woman kissing santa not me
Before I could reach him, even think
He scooped away my honey up the chimney sweep
Hey don't be fooled by these fairy tales
Watch out or it he could do this to someone else
He took my girl and he made me cry
And that's the way I feel about christmas time
Better hide your mistletoe
Break out your fire hose
Better hold your ladies close
Or before you know
You'll be all alone
You'll be all alone