| Song | Weird Beard |
| Artist | Fu Manchu |
| Album | King of the Road |
| Hundreds, thousands, millions | |
| Will appear | |
| He struggles to signal | |
| So saysThe weird beard | |
| And he rides around | |
| For a chance to see it all | |
| Uncertain and unknowing | |
| We're sure he will fall | |
| So he quickly takes the high road | |
| To where is not know | |
| He will return | |
| Down a slide to his throne | |
| And he says, he says | |
| Weird Beard5 mile, 6 mile, 7 mile | |
| WideAs he sped toward the mountain | |
| An easy place to hide |