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Hey hey, I got a monster in the closet |
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The door's open even though I've tried to lock it |
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His teeth are long, he's gonna eat me today |
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No matter what you say, I won't be OK, so there |
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Hey hey, won't you just turn out your pocket |
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And gimme something I can put up on the docket |
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A simple strategy for fighting it back, |
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It's not like talking to it nice is gonna put it on track |
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Just a stick or a broom that'll help me get it out of the room |
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I don't wanna meet my own doom tonight |
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So hey, just help me out |
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Lend me a shotgun please for just one bout |
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Hey hey, I got a monster in the closet |
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We used some tape and now we're hoping that'll block it |
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Must be a gate into another dimension, |
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And now I feel like a moderator in a detention, but now I'm |
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Hey hey, just a picture in a locket |
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Now that it's gone and torn my bones out of their sockets |
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A solemn memory for those who knew best |
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But for the monster in the closet, wasn't even a test |
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So why couldn't you loan me a little help of your own? |
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You couldn't even look in the room to be sure |
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So hey, just help me out |
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Lend me a shotgun please for just one bout |
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Hey, just help me out |
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Lend me an 8-gauge please, put it in my mouth |
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I called, I called your name out loud |
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You never came and it was just the bones they found |
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It didn't leave a single bit of meat, |
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Not enough for positive police ID |
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And now I'm gone, gone, gone, don't you regret |
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Never giving me the time you say you'd spend? |
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Sitting by my crackpot ass in bed |