| Song | Pokémon Masters Are Broke |
| Artist | The Gregory Brothers |
| Artist | Matpat |
| Album | Pokémon Masters Are Broke |
| [00:00.588] | |
| [00:01.763] | The way to earn money as a Pokémon Champion |
| [00:03.252] | is to start beating up on some random kid's pets |
| [00:05.577] | and stealing their cash. |
| [00:07.014] | But what do the earnings of a Pokémon master truly look like? |
| [00:10.331] | Pokémon Johto, let's go. |
| [00:12.917] | Chase your Dreams, |
| [00:14.041] | Just prepare to file for bankruptcy (For Bankruptcy) |
| [00:17.384] | Even if you get to the end you lose money on your journey |
| [00:21.982] | It's the single worst financial decision ever |
| [00:27.102] | Getting shocked over and over doesn't make it better |
| [00:29.949] | Pikachu |
| [00:31.752] | Pokemon masters are broke |
| [00:33.946] | They can'pay them bills |
| [00:36.219] | Being a trainer's a joke |
| [00:38.439] | They can't get that pokeskrill |
| [00:40.973] | Pokemon masters are broke |
| [00:43.350] | They can't pay them bills |
| [00:45.727] | Being a trainer's a joke |
| [00:48.209] | No sweet sweet pokeskrill |
| [00:52.937] | We've all had that dream though,right? |
| [00:55.079] | To spend a year out of your life |
| [00:57.300] | In the world of pokemon |
| [00:59.546] | To become a champion |
| [01:01.897] | Armer with only a few pokeballs |
| [01:04.483] | Travellin'the land to catch animals |
| [01:06.860] | And make'em fight eternal blood sport to the death |
| [01:09.812] | To the Death |
| [01:11.301] | You see,vidio games tend to gloss over |
| [01:13.809] | The rest of Life *2 |
| [01:16.369] | What do the earnings of pokemon master |
| [01:18.746] | Truly look like |
| [01:21.149] | You might be able to speedrun your way |
| [01:22.769] | To the top of the pokecharts |
| [01:24.571] | The pokécharts |
| [01:25.877] | If you were to make them pokebucks |
| [01:28.046] | It's gonna be pokéhard |
| [01:30.449] | Chase your Dreams, Just prepare to file for bankruptcy |
| [01:33.348] | For bankrupcy |
| [01:34.994] | Even if you get to the end you lose money on your journey |
| [01:39.513] | It's the single worst financial decision ever |
| [01:44.242] | Getting shocked over and over doesn't make it better |
| [01:47.559] | Pikachu |
| [01:49.283] | Pokemon masters are broke |
| [01:51.477] | They can't pay them bills |
| [01:53.802] | Being a trainer's a joke |
| [01:55.553] | They can't get that poke skrill |
| [01:58.687] | Pokemon master are broke |
| [02:00.882] | They can't pay them bills |
| [02:03.415] | Being a trainer's a joke |
| [02:05.557] | No sweet sweet pokeskrill |
| [02:10.730] | It'd be a great time |
| [02:12.924] | Or so wo'd like to think |
| [02:14.935] | You still have to eat,sleep |
| [02:16.607] | Use the bathroom or most conventient tree |
| [02:20.108] | If you become a pokemon champion |
| [02:22.380] | How broke would you be |
| [02:24.287] | Beatin'up on the elite four |
| [02:26.482] | Give you 85 cans of soda from the vending machine |
| [02:29.433] | Pokedollars Pokeskrill Pokebucks pay them bills |
| [02:34.057] | pokebones pokecharts poke..whatever they are |
| [02:38.759] | pokedollars pokeskrill pokebucks pay them bills |
| [02:43.278] | pokebones pokecharts poke..whatever they are |
| [02:48.111] | Chase your Dreams, |
| [02:51.559] | Just prepare to file for bankruptcy |
| [02:53.623] | For bankrupcy |
| [02:55.086] | Even if you get to the end you lose money on your journey |
| [02:59.526] | It's the single worst financial decision ever |
| [03:04.411] | Getting shocked over and over doesn't make it better |
| [03:07.520] | Pikachu |
| [03:09.453] | Pokemon masters are broke they can't pay them bills |
| [03:13.763] | Being a trainer's a joke they can't get that pokeskrll |
| [03:18.648] | Pokemon masters are broke they can't pay them bills |
| [03:22.906] | Being a trainer's a joke no sweet sweet pokeskrill |
| [03:28.000] | But hey, that's just a theory... |
| [03:31.135] | A Game Theory! |
| [03:33.146] | And we didn't even talk about taxes. |
| [03:35.157] | Don't even get me started on taxes! |
| [00:00.588] | |
| [00:01.763] | The way to earn money as a Poké mon Champion |
| [00:03.252] | is to start beating up on some random kid' s pets |
| [00:05.577] | and stealing their cash. |
| [00:07.014] | But what do the earnings of a Poké mon master truly look like? |
| [00:10.331] | Poké mon Johto, let' s go. |
| [00:12.917] | Chase your Dreams, |
| [00:14.041] | Just prepare to file for bankruptcy For Bankruptcy |
| [00:17.384] | Even if you get to the end you lose money on your journey |
| [00:21.982] | It' s the single worst financial decision ever |
| [00:27.102] | Getting shocked over and over doesn' t make it better |
| [00:29.949] | Pikachu |
| [00:31.752] | Pokemon masters are broke |
| [00:33.946] | They can' pay them bills |
| [00:36.219] | Being a trainer' s a joke |
| [00:38.439] | They can' t get that pokeskrill |
| [00:40.973] | Pokemon masters are broke |
| [00:43.350] | They can' t pay them bills |
| [00:45.727] | Being a trainer' s a joke |
| [00:48.209] | No sweet sweet pokeskrill |
| [00:52.937] | We' ve all had that dream though, right? |
| [00:55.079] | To spend a year out of your life |
| [00:57.300] | In the world of pokemon |
| [00:59.546] | To become a champion |
| [01:01.897] | Armer with only a few pokeballs |
| [01:04.483] | Travellin' the land to catch animals |
| [01:06.860] | And make' em fight eternal blood sport to the death |
| [01:09.812] | To the Death |
| [01:11.301] | You see, vidio games tend to gloss over |
| [01:13.809] | The rest of Life 2 |
| [01:16.369] | What do the earnings of pokemon master |
| [01:18.746] | Truly look like |
| [01:21.149] | You might be able to speedrun your way |
| [01:22.769] | To the top of the pokecharts |
| [01:24.571] | The poké charts |
| [01:25.877] | If you were to make them pokebucks |
| [01:28.046] | It' s gonna be poké hard |
| [01:30.449] | Chase your Dreams, Just prepare to file for bankruptcy |
| [01:33.348] | For bankrupcy |
| [01:34.994] | Even if you get to the end you lose money on your journey |
| [01:39.513] | It' s the single worst financial decision ever |
| [01:44.242] | Getting shocked over and over doesn' t make it better |
| [01:47.559] | Pikachu |
| [01:49.283] | Pokemon masters are broke |
| [01:51.477] | They can' t pay them bills |
| [01:53.802] | Being a trainer' s a joke |
| [01:55.553] | They can' t get that poke skrill |
| [01:58.687] | Pokemon master are broke |
| [02:00.882] | They can' t pay them bills |
| [02:03.415] | Being a trainer' s a joke |
| [02:05.557] | No sweet sweet pokeskrill |
| [02:10.730] | It' d be a great time |
| [02:12.924] | Or so wo' d like to think |
| [02:14.935] | You still have to eat, sleep |
| [02:16.607] | Use the bathroom or most conventient tree |
| [02:20.108] | If you become a pokemon champion |
| [02:22.380] | How broke would you be |
| [02:24.287] | Beatin' up on the elite four |
| [02:26.482] | Give you 85 cans of soda from the vending machine |
| [02:29.433] | Pokedollars Pokeskrill Pokebucks pay them bills |
| [02:34.057] | pokebones pokecharts poke.. whatever they are |
| [02:38.759] | pokedollars pokeskrill pokebucks pay them bills |
| [02:43.278] | pokebones pokecharts poke.. whatever they are |
| [02:48.111] | Chase your Dreams, |
| [02:51.559] | Just prepare to file for bankruptcy |
| [02:53.623] | For bankrupcy |
| [02:55.086] | Even if you get to the end you lose money on your journey |
| [02:59.526] | It' s the single worst financial decision ever |
| [03:04.411] | Getting shocked over and over doesn' t make it better |
| [03:07.520] | Pikachu |
| [03:09.453] | Pokemon masters are broke they can' t pay them bills |
| [03:13.763] | Being a trainer' s a joke they can' t get that pokeskrll |
| [03:18.648] | Pokemon masters are broke they can' t pay them bills |
| [03:22.906] | Being a trainer' s a joke no sweet sweet pokeskrill |
| [03:28.000] | But hey, that' s just a theory... |
| [03:31.135] | A Game Theory! |
| [03:33.146] | And we didn' t even talk about taxes. |
| [03:35.157] | Don' t even get me started on taxes! |