Birds were made for flyin' that's why they have wings. 
But if beds weren't made for bouncing/
Tell me, why do they have springs? 
I don't know, how about you? 
Why do they make things like they do? 

Now TV sets are funny, I think there's something wrong. 
It’s awfully hard to turn 'em off. 
But it's easy to turn 'em on. 
I don't know, how about you? 
Why do they make things like they do? 

If they made things like they should. 
Everything I tried would turn out good. 
Well, bathtubs have a bottom but they don't have a lid. 
And all that water on the floor wouldn't be there if they did. 
I don't know, how about you? 
Why do they make things like they do? 

I went to wash the kitchen floor bottom to the top. 
There soapsuds got so bubbly, I couldn’t find my mop
I don't know, how about you? 
Why do they make things like they do? 
I said I don't know, how about you? 
Why do they make things like they do?