| Song | Why Do They Make Things Like They Do? |
| Artist | Disney |
| Album | Children's Favorite Songs Volume 3 |
| Birds were made for flyin' that's why they have wings. | |
| But if beds weren't made for bouncing/ | |
| Tell me, why do they have springs? | |
| I don't know, how about you? | |
| Why do they make things like they do? | |
| Now TV sets are funny, I think there's something wrong. | |
| It’s awfully hard to turn 'em off. | |
| But it's easy to turn 'em on. | |
| I don't know, how about you? | |
| Why do they make things like they do? | |
| If they made things like they should. | |
| Everything I tried would turn out good. | |
| Well, bathtubs have a bottom but they don't have a lid. | |
| And all that water on the floor wouldn't be there if they did. | |
| I don't know, how about you? | |
| Why do they make things like they do? | |
| I went to wash the kitchen floor bottom to the top. | |
| There soapsuds got so bubbly, I couldn’t find my mop | |
| I don't know, how about you? | |
| Why do they make things like they do? | |
| I said I don't know, how about you? | |
| Why do they make things like they do? |
| Birds were made for flyin' that' s why they have wings. | |
| But if beds weren' t made for bouncing | |
| Tell me, why do they have springs? | |
| I don' t know, how about you? | |
| Why do they make things like they do? | |
| Now TV sets are funny, I think there' s something wrong. | |
| It' s awfully hard to turn ' em off. | |
| But it' s easy to turn ' em on. | |
| I don' t know, how about you? | |
| Why do they make things like they do? | |
| If they made things like they should. | |
| Everything I tried would turn out good. | |
| Well, bathtubs have a bottom but they don' t have a lid. | |
| And all that water on the floor wouldn' t be there if they did. | |
| I don' t know, how about you? | |
| Why do they make things like they do? | |
| I went to wash the kitchen floor bottom to the top. | |
| There soapsuds got so bubbly, I couldn' t find my mop | |
| I don' t know, how about you? | |
| Why do they make things like they do? | |
| I said I don' t know, how about you? | |
| Why do they make things like they do? |