So very glad you're here
And such a pleasure dear
Name any dish you wish
It's yours
It couldn't be more true
The party needed you
When you arrive it comes alive
Our spirit soars
Now you're here and we're so thrilled
It's frightening
You appear, it's like a bolt
Of lightning
A menu if you please
Oh look, sweet cakes and tears
You must try these
The grapes and cheese
We're glad you're here
So glad to see you're here
There's been a lack I fear
Of crackling witch
Since you've been gone
You're smile inspires us
Your style, it fires us
Our candles glow, our servers know
The show is on
Separately life can be so distressing
Like a salad with no salad dressing
So very glad you're here
Here's your tiara dear
You're such a lift, accept our gift
We're glad you're here
So very glad you're here
The crystal seems more clear
The silver sings
You bring such style
You charm the staff, it's true
They like to laugh with you
The way you're dressed
Is just the best as too your smile
Till you came, the day so much duller
You appeared, the rooms ablaze with color
So very glad you're here
You have no fear my dear
You're just the top blew up that mop
We're glad you're here
Kings and queens and princes
Came before you
But they're just not the same
We all adore you
So very glad you're here
Upfront or from the rear
Servers appear at your command
Just wave your hand and poof
They might just raise the roof
Or drink a chair, just blink
It's there at either hand
Take this rose that knows
Your cheeks are redder
Hold it close and you know
You look better
So very glad you're here
And for your memories dear
A picture book, inside just look
We're glad you're here
So very glad you're here
Outside its rough, I fear
Inside we dine the food's divine
You're friends are near
A bracelet for your wrist
Our doorman must be pissed
Within these doors the world is yours
And filled with cheer
My pleasure grows
'Cause goodness knows
We're glad you're here
We're glad you're here