[00:00.000] 作词 : Rachel Bloom/Adam Schlesinger/Jack Dolgen
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Rachel Bloom/Adam Schlesinger/Jack Dolgen
[00:07.577] I've thought about him for so long
[00:11.541] Those memories are crystal clear
[00:14.502] I was so young
[00:16.015] He was so big and strong
[00:18.727] I can't believe that he's right here!
[00:21.503] I was such an innocent girl
[00:24.999] When we first met
[00:27.769] He opened up my eyes
[00:28.950] Showed me a whole new world...
[00:31.049] So how could I ever forget...
[00:34.969] The first penis I saw!
[00:36.943] First penis
[00:38.059] Very first penis
[00:40.180] First penis
[00:41.676] Very first penis I saw
[00:44.109] First penis
[00:45.126] Very first penis, penis
[00:47.545] First penis
[00:48.618] Very first penis I saw
[00:50.901] And of all the penises I've seen
[00:53.462] His had the biggest impact
[00:55.429] And by that, what I mean is
[00:57.174] It really made me drop my jaw
[01:00.026] 'Cause it was
[01:00.795] The very first penis I saw
[01:09.959] A few times before
[01:11.593] I felt it through his pants
[01:14.251] And just gently kind of rubbed it
[01:17.027] But that night I decided to take a chance
[01:20.473] I took it out and he really seemed to love it!
[01:23.748] I didn't know what to do next
[01:26.923] I didn't have that part planned
[01:29.926] He said "Let me show you some basic moves"
[01:33.744] And then, he took my hand...
[01:37.762] And taught me all about the...
[01:39.481] First penis
[01:40.866] Very first penis
[01:43.168] First penis
[01:44.282] Very first penis I saw
[01:46.609] First penis
[01:47.766] Very first penis, penis
[01:50.036] First penis
[01:51.171] Very first penis I saw
[01:53.622] Not the dirtiest - also not the cleanest
[01:56.747] In terms of penis, I really was the greenest
[02:00.097] I was in total awe
[02:03.111] Of the very first penis I saw
[02:21.220] I was so eager
[02:22.327] I couldn't hide my keeness
[02:24.520] Everything about it seemed quite ingenious
[02:27.830] I couldn't find a single flaw
[02:31.071] In the
[02:31.835] First penis
[02:32.997] Very first penis
[02:34.775] Very first penis I saw