| Song | Ordinary Man |
| Artist | Chinese Man |
| Album | The Groove Sessions, Vol. 2 |
| Have you ever met a man of | |
| good character where women | |
| are concerned? | |
| Well, I haven't. | |
| I find that the moment a | |
| woman makes friends with me | |
| she becomes jealous, exacting, | |
| suspicious, and a damn nuisance. | |
| And I find that the moment | |
| I make friends with a woman | |
| I become selfish and tyrannical. |