[00:00.000] 作曲 : John Grant
[00:01.000] 作词 : John Grant
[00:12.96]I think Colonel Mustard
[00:15.44]Did it in the billiard room
[00:18.28]Yeah yeah
[00:22.49]They say his salsa workshops
[00:25.74]Are a harbinger of doom
[00:28.01]Yeah yeah
[00:40.97]He’s takin’ itsy bitsy
[00:44.99]Super pointy stipsies
[00:47.43]Straight to the middle of the Dancefloor
[00:51.13]He does the Hokey Pokey
[00:53.91]Now the room is getting smokey
[00:56.47]He won’t read you your rights
[00:58.60]Before they turn out the lights
[01:02.05]He’s got his mother’s hips
[01:05.53]He does the dippity dip
[01:07.98]He’s got delicious quips
[01:11.56]He’s got his mother’s hips
[01:14.93]He thinks he’s going downtown
[01:17.53]And now he’s smacking his lips
[01:20.82]He. Does. Not. Speak
[01:23.52]Your. Language
[01:25.32]Watch your back
[01:26.99]His tongue is super dangerous
[01:30.37]He’s got his thigh-highs
[01:32.11]And his roller-skates ON
[01:34.20]You are rolling the dice
[01:36.17]He wants you on thin ICE
[01:39.54]He’s serving cheese fondue
[01:43.26]ON the polar bear rug
[01:45.88]But the room is bugged
[01:48.15]You got MESMERIZED by the lava lamp
[01:52.76]But now the carpet’s damp
[01:55.16]He’s tryin’ to sell you some stamps
[01:58.70]He’s got his mothers’ hips
[02:02.28]He’s on an ego trip
[02:04.62]He’s got sartorial tips
[02:07.85]He’s got his mother’s hips
[02:11.65]He thinks he’s going downtown
[02:14.26]And now he’s smackin’ his lips
[02:17.59]He’s got his mother’s hips
[02:21.17]He does the dippity dip
[02:23.47]He’s got delicious quips
[02:26.23]Now baby
[02:27.22]He’s got his mother’s hips
[02:30.53]He thinks he’s goin’ downtown
[02:33.19]And now he’s smackin’ his lips
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