One, two, three, four! Oh, no, the rugged sew The great backyard and the cold North Pole I resent that Santa went and Left us in the Alamo Would you like to stay a while and dance with me? Would you like to wrap the gifts and have a drink? The only one condition (I know the one) I've got the premonition (I've got a clue) That Christmas is a vision (For Christmas) Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho If drinking makes it easy (So pass one here) The music's kinda cheesy (And sing a cheer) The specials on the TV (the specials on the TV) Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho Dreams go and stay below The cattle call and the old dark sew I respect that Santa left To save his kids from the winter cold Would you like to stay a while and dance with me? Mistletoe and chestnuts roasting on the street The only one condition (I know the one) I've got the premonition (I've got a clue) That Christmas is a vision (For Christmas) Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho If drinking makes it easy (So pass one here) The music's kinda cheesy (And sing a cheer) The specials on the TV (the specials on the TV) Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho No one can save you from Christmas's past You'll have to love it or leave it at last No one can save you from Christmas's past You'll have to love it or leave it at last No one can save you from Christmas's past You'll have to love it or leave it at last No one can save you from Christmas's past You'll have to love it, or leave it at last No one can save you from Christmas's