作曲 : Franks
 作词 : Franks

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to explain
I'm your biggest fan

I just wanted to ask
Could I eat your ass
Back Write as soon as you can

You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Chasey

But you ain't had mine

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to complain
Ya never wrote me back

How could I ever eat
Your ass when ya treat
Your biggest fan like that

You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Chasey

But you ain't had mine

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to constrain
This letter is my last
As your biggest fan
I must demand
You let me eat your ass

You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine

P S
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them titties

Now show 'em them titties

P S
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them titties
Now show 'em them titties

Would ya f**k me for blow