The Bad Touch

Song The Bad Touch
Artist Bloodhound Gang
Album Hooray For Boobies

Lyrics

[00:00.440] Ha-Ha! Well now we call this the act of mating
[00:04.430] But there are several other very important differences
[00:07.070] Between human beings and animals that you should know about
[00:10.270]
[00:24.540] I'd appreciate your input
[00:25.530]
[00:41.320] Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
[00:44.740] Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
[00:48.680] So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
[00:52.580] Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
[00:56.690] You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
[01:00.460] I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
[01:04.020] Comin' quicker than FedEx never reach an apex like the Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
[01:08.250] To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time
[01:11.610]
[01:12.380] Do it now
[01:13.140] You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
[01:16.000] So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
[01:19.680] Do it again now
[01:20.360] You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
[01:23.730] So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
[01:27.520] Gettin' horny now
[01:28.630]
[01:59.650] Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
[02:03.230] Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
[02:06.890] Hieroglyphics? Let me be specific I wanna be down in your South Seas
[02:10.630] But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"
[02:14.420] So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B5 you sunk my battleship
[02:18.460] Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
[02:22.570] So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Love it just like Lyle
[02:26.530] And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"
[02:30.140]
[02:30.440] Do it now
[02:31.040] You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
[02:33.930] So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
[02:37.900] Do it again now
[02:38.490] You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
[02:42.040] So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
[02:45.530] Gettin' horny now
[02:46.270]
[03:02.170] You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
[03:05.130] So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
[03:08.980] Do it again now
[03:09.640] You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
[03:13.030] So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
[03:16.770] Do it now
[03:17.680] You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
[03:20.940] So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
[03:24.500] do it again now
[03:25.240] You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
[03:28.850] So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
[03:32.520] Gettin' horny now
[03:40.640]
[04:05.360]

Pinyin

[00:00.440] HaHa! Well now we call this the act of mating
[00:04.430] But there are several other very important differences
[00:07.070] Between human beings and animals that you should know about
[00:10.270]
[00:24.540] I' d appreciate your input
[00:25.530]
[00:41.320] Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
[00:44.740] Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
[00:48.680] So put your hands down my pants and I' ll bet you' ll feel nuts
[00:52.580] Yes I' m Siskel, yes I' m Ebert and you' re getting two thumbs up
[00:56.690] You' ve had enough of twohand touch you want it rough you' re out of bounds
[01:00.460] I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
[01:04.020] Comin' quicker than FedEx never reach an apex like the CocaCola stock you are inclined
[01:08.250] To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time
[01:11.610]
[01:12.380] Do it now
[01:13.140] You and me baby ain' t nothin' but mammals
[01:16.000] So let' s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
[01:19.680] Do it again now
[01:20.360] You and me baby ain' t nothin' but mammals
[01:23.730] So let' s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
[01:27.520] Gettin' horny now
[01:28.630]
[01:59.650] Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
[02:03.230] Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
[02:06.890] Hieroglyphics? Let me be specific I wanna be down in your South Seas
[02:10.630] But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means " Small Craft Advisory"
[02:14.420] So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B5 you sunk my battleship
[02:18.460] Please turn me on I' m Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
[02:22.570] So show me yours I' ll show you mine " Tool Time" you' ll Love it just like Lyle
[02:26.530] And then we' ll do it doggy style so we can both watch " XFiles"
[02:30.140]
[02:30.440] Do it now
[02:31.040] You and me baby ain' t nothin' but mammals
[02:33.930] So let' s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
[02:37.900] Do it again now
[02:38.490] You and me baby ain' t nothin' but mammals
[02:42.040] So let' s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
[02:45.530] Gettin' horny now
[02:46.270]
[03:02.170] You and me baby ain' t nothin' but mammals
[03:05.130] So let' s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
[03:08.980] Do it again now
[03:09.640] You and me baby ain' t nothin' but mammals
[03:13.030] So let' s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
[03:16.770] Do it now
[03:17.680] You and me baby ain' t nothin' but mammals
[03:20.940] So let' s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
[03:24.500] do it again now
[03:25.240] You and me baby ain' t nothin' but mammals
[03:28.850] So let' s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
[03:32.520] Gettin' horny now
[03:40.640]
[04:05.360] wán