We gonna drop this next bomb
For a money makin' playa that ain't with us no mo'
Yeah, Notorious 
B.I.G.Hell no, we gonna do this
For a ********in' thug that never seen it comin'
Yeah, Tupac 
ShakurNah *************, 
I'm talkin' 'bout
Mother********' 
Falco and *************t
What? Falco?
Ooh, rock me, 
Amadeus, ooh, rock me, 
AmadeusOoh, rock me, 
Amadeus, ooh, rock me, 
AmadeusOoh, rock me, 
Amadeus, ooh, rock me, 
AmadeusOoh, rock me, 
Amadeus, ooh, rock me, 
AmadeusOoh, rock me, 
AmadeusTried to 
OD on the 
Cold-Eeze'
Golden Girls' got me '
Sweatin' To 
The Oldies'
Hanging out like 
Double Ds sip 
Long Island 
Iced TeasWrote to 
Mayor McCheese "Send a Shamrock Shake please"
Three o' clock on the dot, time to cruise for eighth graders
Rather tape the 
Weather Channel so that 
I can watch it later
Reruns of reruns, so what's happenin'?
Dee's knocked up and 
Rog on crack again
Deep throat a whole 
Nutty Buddy
Make whoopie to a batch of 
Silly Putty
Make a Spam and 
Colgate sandwich and ate it
Go through "National Geographic" and draw panties on the natives
So I like to dance naked in front of my pets
But my cat was inattentive so 
I sent him 
U.P.S.Playin' 'spin the bottle' with my mom
I watch "Cops" with no pants on
Must've blown a fuse nothing going on
Lamer than the 
Pope, climb the walls like 
King KongBuggin' out like 
Tori Spelling's eyes
Deader than the parents on a '
Party of Five'
Luciano Pavarotti on a treadmill
Not going nowhere, slim chance we will
Less hip than 
Bo Jackson, bored like wood
************* around like '
Frankie Goes 
To Hollywood'
Relax, don't do it, when you wanna go to it
Relax, don't do it, when you wanna come
Relax, don't do it, when you wanna go to it
Relax, don't do it, when you wanna come
Nowhere to go, 
I can't wake up late
Just sit around and wait for my 
Old Spice to activate
Stalemate, jailbait in '
My So-Called 
Life' imprisonment
Amazing what a good breakfast pickles make, isn't it?
I like to pretend 
I'm speed reading
Never lose the sight of the thrill of sneezing
Don't need a shower today, just some 
Brut by Faberge
Smell the ass of my jeans, clean, they'll do another day
And I recycle, 
I sniff my own farts
I dial the wrong number, hope a conversation starts
I mean I might as well be listenin' to 
JourneyGivin' myself a mullet hook the 
Flowbee to the 
KirbyMake a prank call pretendin' 
I'm a mime
Get stuck in traffic just to pass the time
Sent a letter in the mail in 
Braille to 
Johnny Quest
Send me back my 
Etch-A-Sketch
Must've blown a fuse, nothing's going on
Lamer than the 
Pope, climb the walls like 
King KongBuggin' out like 
Tori Spelling's eyes
Deader than the parents on a '
Party of Five'
Luciano Pavarotti on a treadmill
Not going nowhere, slim chance we will
Less hip than 
Bo Jackson, bored like wood
************* around like 
Frankie Goes 
To Hollywood
Relax, don't do it, when you wanna go to it
Relax, don't do it, when you wanna come
Relax, don't do it, when you wanna go to it
Relax, don't do it, when you wanna come
I'm mighty tighty whitey and 
I'm smugglin' plums
When you wanna cum
I'm mighty tighty whitey and 
I'm smugglin' plums
When you wanna cum
I'm mighty tighty whitey and 
I'm smugglin' plums
When you wanna cum
I'm mighty tighty whitey and 
I'm smugglin' plums
When you wanna cum
Yo yo yo yo yo! 
What it is, mother********s?
Aww *************t, here comes 
Pac-ManHey 
Pac-Man, what's up?
Me, you ********, 
I'm high on crack, wanna freebase?
No Pac-Man, drugs are bad, nope, can't help you man
********es, whoa, holy *************t!
Must've blown a fuse, nothing's going on
Lamer than the 
Pope, climb the walls like 
King KongBuggin' out like 
Tori Spelling's eyes
Deader than the parents on a '
Party of Five'
Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill
Not going nowhere, slim chance we will
Less hip than 
Bo Jackson, bored like wood
************* around like 
Frankie Goes 
To Hollywood
Relax, don't do it, when you wanna go to it
Relax, don't do it, when you wanna come
Relax, don't do it, when you wanna go to it
Relax, don't do it, when you wanna cum
Holy macaroni, holy macaroni
Holy macaroni, holy macaroni
Holy macaroni, holy macaroni
Holy macaroni, holy macaroni