[00:02.40]Artist:belle and sebastian [00:03.59]Songs Title:a century of elvis [00:05.28] [00:17.31]We were sitting in the living room on the sofa, the wrong way round, looking out the window. [00:21.44]It was quiet, and then in the car park across the road we saw Elvis - look, there beside the postman's van, [00:28.24] [00:29.32]and he was walking round the postman's van, looking in the open door. [00:33.91] [00:34.53]He looked as if he was thinking about getting in, but then the postman came back, and he swaggered off, [00:38.97] [00:40.40]walked past the window and down the stairs, and then at the bottom of the stairs right by the caretaker's office, [00:45.91]he started licking the pavement. [00:46.52] [00:49.52]Every night now since we moved in that new house there's this noise outside the door at just about half seven or eight o' clock every night. [00:58.65]And if we go and look outside the door, Elvis'll be standing there waiting to be let in. [01:03.79] [01:06.10]And then he wanders into the living room, maybe sits down on one of the chairs or even lies down on the floor. [01:10.92] [01:11.98]He doesn't say much, he just stays there for an hour or two, watching the TV. [01:16.05] [01:16.98]We talk to him a bit, and then around ten o' clock, he'll go away again, and not come back until the next night. [01:23.62] [01:30.18]There's a lot of lanes and stuff around here, around the house - although it's right in the middle of the city [01:35.50]it seems quite like the country, it's dead hidden - safe I suppose, made for night living. [01:40.56] [01:42.25]There's a lot of squirrels and birds, and Stuart says he's seen about nine foxes there [01:49.06] [01:50.25]when he's jumped over the fence on his way to Prior's Road. [01:52.69] [01:54.75]Sometimes you can go out walking, and when you've been out for a wee while even you don't know where you are anymore, [01:59.44]so it would be pretty hard for anyone else to find you. [02:02.63] [02:03.58]I suppose that's why he spends so much time there, that's why he's come to live there, or maybe it's just the squirrels. [02:10.27]I read about somewhere that he likes squirrels quite a lot. [02:13.97] [02:16.85]There's these two videos that we got for wedding presents - called the e-files [02:20.66]e-files one and e-files two about how Elvis is supposed to be still alive. [02:23.68] [02:27.24]And one time when he came round we were watching one of those, but he didn't say anything he just sat on the armchair. [02:32.07]He was playing with his collar a bit, and we watched it right through and then when it finished [02:36.82]he just got up and walked off into the mist and didn't say anything. [02:40.01] [02:43.14]The first few times he came round I didn't speak to him at all, I wasn't really sure what to say. [02:49.51] [02:50.20]And Karen spoke to him quite a lot - she seemed to know what to do more than I do. [02:54.45]He had quite a strange manner though, he'd go into your stuff and look through it, [02:58.70] [02:59.45]then he'd maybe pick something up and play with it for a wee while, but he'd never make any comment about any of it. [03:04.92]Seemed pretty rude to me. [03:06.42] [03:07.16]I just watched whatever Karen did, and listened to how she talked to him and then, [03:11.41]after a while I started to copy that, and tell him a few things, [03:15.23] [03:16.35]not really bothered about whether he responded or said anything back or not. [03:20.36] [03:22.29]I think the first time I spoke to him we were sitting up on the mezzanine and I said that I would tell him about me and wee Karen, [03:28.67]and how it was that we'd come to be living there. [03:31.87]I thought he probably liked the fact that we were living there because he came round so much, [03:35.77]so I thought he might want to know how it was that it came about. [03:38.43] [03:40.25]We did it all over backwards, I told him. [03:42.18] [03:42.75]First of all we got to know each other, and then a while after that we met, [03:46.87] [03:47.50]and when we'd known each other for about seven years we decided to have an anniversary, [03:50.64] [03:52.33]and that went quite well, so after the anniversary we had a honeymoon, and that went well too, [03:57.83] [03:59.10]so after that we decided that we would get married. [04:01.11] [04:02.29]That's why we're living there now. I used to think my dad was Elvis, but I haven't told him that yet. [04:12.79]I haven't told my dad either...