[00:03.967]Hey mom, there's something in the backroom
[00:08.027]Hope it's not the creatures from above
[00:11.884]You used to read me stories
[00:13.904]As if my dreams were boring
[00:15.840]We all know conspiracies are dumb
[00:27.554]What if people knew that these were real?
[00:31.305]I'll leave my closet door open all night
[00:35.403]I know the CIA would say
[00:37.055]What you hear is all hearsay
[00:39.540]Wish someone would tell me what was right
[00:43.306]Up all night long
[00:46.286]And there's something very wrong
[00:50.079]And I know it must be late
[00:54.374]Been gone since yesterday
[00:58.429]I'm not like you guys
[01:02.048]I'm not like you
[01:11.955]I'm still a skeptic, yes, you know me
[01:15.863]Been best friends and will be 'til we die
[01:19.799]I got an injection
[01:21.995]Of love from the erection
[01:23.582]My best friend thinks I'm just humping guys
[01:26.397]Alright
[01:27.704]Up all night long
[01:30.783]And there's something very wrong
[01:33.989]And I know it must be late
[01:39.055]Been gone since yesterday
[01:42.907]I'm not like you guys
[01:46.742]I'm not like you
[02:03.840]Dark and scary, ordinary
[02:08.052]Explanation, information
[02:11.920]Nice to know ya, paranoia
[02:16.109]Where's my mother? Bio-father?
[02:20.005]Up all night long
[02:22.494]And there's something very wrong
[02:26.639]And I know it must be late
[02:31.094]Been gone since yesterday
[02:34.990]I'm not like you guys
[02:39.003]Twelve majestic lies
[02:42.403]Mark: Tom has *** with guys
[02:56.246]Tom: Hey Mark. Who here thinks that I look very similar to Tom Cruise?
[03:05.033]Thank you, I think so too
[03:08.232]Mark: Yeah, like Tom Cruise in that movie Born on the Fourth of July? That one?
[03:11.382]Where he's handicapped and retarded and stupid and nobody likes him and he just ****s all over himself because he's a ******* asshole. Hey!
[03:17.883]Tom: That was mean
[03:19.227]Mark: That's right
[03:20.732]Tom: Never attack somebody that shits on himself
[03:23.405]You guys think it's weird to shit your pants when you're sleeping?
[03:28.205]Not that I do it, but I did it last night and I haven't taken a shower since and I'm wondering if that's what smells
[03:34.985]Hahaha. Oh, poopie, poopie-ca-ca hahah
[03:38.221]Mark: Hey, I wrote this next song, wanna hear it?
[03:41.293]Tom: You don't have a choice
[03:42.043]Mark: It goes like this