| Song | I Am a Thief |
| Artist | Attrition |
| Album | Jeopardy Maze |
| Stand me down, stand up (strange thing) | |
| I'm a home bird (catch me) | |
| Turn me on, turn up (tame thing) | |
| I'm a drunkard, I'm a junkie, I'm a thief | |
| Send me down, send up (blame him) | |
| Inconsequential muzak | |
| Shoot me down, shoot up (maim him) | |
| I'm a hooker, (made you look) and I'm a thief | |
| Tie me down, tie up (same thing) | |
| On unprescripted Prozac | |
| Burn me down, burn up (inflame him) | |
| I'm a bargain, I'm your target, I'm a thief | |
| Thief | |
| Thief | |
| Thief | |
| Thief |