The following is a true story

Only the names have been changed

To protect the guilty

I Well left my job in my home town
And I headed for the smoke

Got a rock 'n' roll band
And a fast right hand

Gonna get to the top

Nothing's gonna stop us  no nothing

So if you've got the money
We've got the sound
You put it up and we'll put it down

If you've got the dollar
We've got the song

Just wanna boogie woogie all night long
Yeah boogie

I got holes in my shoes
I got holes in my teeth
I got holes in my socks
I can't get no sleep

I'm trying to make a million

And I got patches on the patches

On my old blue jeans

Well they used to be blue
When they used to be new

When they used to be clean

But I've got a Mumma who's a hummer

Just keeping me alive

While I'm in the band doing drinking
With the boys
She's working 9 to 5

She knows her place that woman

Just you wait

One of these days see me driving round town
In my Rock 'n' Rolls Royce
With the sun roof down
My bottle of booze  no summer time blues
Shouting out  "Look at me"
In my rock 'n' roll voice
No it ain't no fun  yeah

Waiting round to be a millionaire

No it ain't no fun

Waiting round to be a millionaire

Do you believe me

It ain't no fun  no

Waiting round to be a millionaire

It ain't no fun

I don't care what they say

Waiting round to be a millionaire

Drive a Rolls Royce car

No it ain't no fun  and you know it

Waiting round to be a millionaire

No  no  no  no   no  no  no
No  ain't no fun

Waiting round to be a millionaire

Got a million dollar scream

But it ain't no fun
(ain't no fun)  oh no

No it ain't no fun  (ain't no fun)
That's what I said

But it ain't no fun  (ain't no fun)
And I wanna be rich

No it ain't no fun  (ain't no fun)
Ain't no fun digging bitchthis

Ain't no fun waiting round
To be a millionaire

You better believe me

Ain't no fun waiting round
To be a millionaire

Ain't no fun waiting round
To be a millionaire

No it ain't no fun waiting round
To be a millionaire

No it ain't no fun (ain't no fun)
No it ain't no fun (ain't no fun)
I ain't having no fun (ain't no fun)
No it ain't no fun (ain't no fun)
Ain't no fun waiting round
To be a millionaire  no no

Ain't no fun waiting round
To be a millionaire

Ain't no fun waiting round
To be a millionaire

No it ain't no fun waiting round
To be a millionaire

"Hey Hello Howard  how ya doin'

"Next door neighbour "

"Oh yeah    Get your fuckin'
Jumbo jet off my airport"

(Ain't no fun  ain't no fun)
No it ain't no fun  (ain't no fun)

Hey it ain't no fun  (ain't no fun)
No it ain't no fun  (ain't no fun)
Ain't no fun waiting round
To be a millionaire

Ain't no fun waiting round
To be a millionaire

No it ain't no fun  no it ain't no fun