If you're havin' trouble with your high school head
 作词 : Scott, Young, Young
 He's givin' you the blues

 Here's what you gotta do -
 Pick up the phone
 I'm always home
 Call me any time
 Just ring

 I lead a life of crime
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 You got problems in your life of love
 You got a broken heart
 (She's) He's double dealin' with your best friend
 That's when the teardrops start - fella
 Pick up the phone
 I'm here alone
 Or make a social call
 Come right in
 Forget about him
 We'll have ourselves a ball
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 Dirty Deeds and they're Done Dirt Cheap
 If you got a lady and you want her gone
 But you ain't got the guts
 She keeps naggin' at you night and day
 Enough to drive you nuts -
 Pick up the phone
 Leave her alone
 It's time you made a stand
 For a fee
 I'm happy to be
 Your back door man
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 Dirty Deeds and they're Done Dirt Cheap