作词 : Ween
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Biddley bah boo bow
Mister Richard 
SmokerYou're a poopy poker
Chardonnay and cocaine
In the spa
Cigarettes and coffee breath
Little boys on crystal meth
Tonight we'll tango in the street
You eat dark meat
Mister Richard 
SmokerYou're a chicken choker
Tonight you're gonna
Let it all hang out
Pantyhose and 
Aqua-NetSmokin' menthol cigarettes
Tonight we'll tango in the street
You eat dark meat
Biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo
Biddley bah boo bow, smoke
You eat dark meat
Biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo
Biddley bah boo bow
Mister Richard 
SmokerYou're an 
Ono YokerCognac and black coffee
With the boys
Dancin' in your buster browns
Whirlin' to the techno sounds
Your hands are wet, your hair is slick
You smoke big dick
Mister Richard 
SmokerYou're a velvet coker
Bruce and 
GeoffWill pick you up at ten
Goin' out, dancin' in the city
Friday night, gotta look pretty
Tonight we'll tango in the street
You eat dark meat
Biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo
Biddley bah boo bow, whoa
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Biddley bah boo bow, yeah
Biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo
Biddley bah boo bow, smoke
Biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo
Biddley bah boo bow