| Song | Weasel Stomping Day |
| Artist | Weird Al Yankovic |
| Album | Straight Outta Lynwood |
| [00:00.00] | 作曲 : "Weird Al" Yankovic |
| [00:01.00] | 作词 : "Weird Al" Yankovic |
| [00:03.57] | Album:Straight Outta Lynwood |
| [00:05.22] | Faces filled with joy and cheer |
| [00:06.87] | What a magical time of year |
| [00:08.70] | Howdy Ho! It's Weasel Stomping Day |
| [00:13.30] | Put your Viking helmet on |
| [00:15.21] | Spread that mayonaisse on the lawn |
| [00:17.37] | Don't you know it's Weasel Stomping Day |
| [00:21.87] | All the little girls and boys |
| [00:23.79] | Love that wonderful crunching noise |
| [00:25.99] | You'll know what this day's about |
| [00:28.09] | When you stomp a weasel's guts right out |
| [00:30.55] | So, come along and have a laugh |
| [00:32.32] | Snap their weasely spines in half |
| [00:34.57] | Grap your boots and stomp your cares away |
| [00:39.10] | Hip hip hooray, it's Weasel Stomping Day |
| [00:43.90][Sounds of weasels getting stomped on, with bone-crunching and rodent-screeching effects] | |
| [00:55.07] | Yankovic-Weasel Stomping Day |
| [01:00.70] | People love them down the street |
| [01:02.60] | Crushing weasels beneath their feet |
| [01:04.67] | Why we do it, who can say? |
| [01:06.83] | But it's such a festive holiday |
| [01:09.21] | So let the stomping fun begin |
| [01:11.10] | Bash their weasely skulls right in |
| [01:13.31] | It's tradition, that makes it okay |
| [01:17.63] | Hey everyone, it's Weasel Stomping |
| [01:20.01] | We'll have some fun on Weasel Stomping |
| [01:21.87] | Put down your gun, it's Weasel Stomping Day |
| [01:26.18] | Hip Hip Hooray, it's Weasel Stomping Day |
| [01:30.87] | Weasel Stomping Day |
| [01:32.40] | Hey! |
| [00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : " Weird Al" Yankovic |
| [00:01.00] | zuò cí : " Weird Al" Yankovic |
| [00:03.57] | Album: Straight Outta Lynwood |
| [00:05.22] | Faces filled with joy and cheer |
| [00:06.87] | What a magical time of year |
| [00:08.70] | Howdy Ho! It' s Weasel Stomping Day |
| [00:13.30] | Put your Viking helmet on |
| [00:15.21] | Spread that mayonaisse on the lawn |
| [00:17.37] | Don' t you know it' s Weasel Stomping Day |
| [00:21.87] | All the little girls and boys |
| [00:23.79] | Love that wonderful crunching noise |
| [00:25.99] | You' ll know what this day' s about |
| [00:28.09] | When you stomp a weasel' s guts right out |
| [00:30.55] | So, come along and have a laugh |
| [00:32.32] | Snap their weasely spines in half |
| [00:34.57] | Grap your boots and stomp your cares away |
| [00:39.10] | Hip hip hooray, it' s Weasel Stomping Day |
| [00:43.90][Sounds of weasels getting stomped on, with bone-crunching and rodent-screeching effects] | |
| [00:55.07] | YankovicWeasel Stomping Day |
| [01:00.70] | People love them down the street |
| [01:02.60] | Crushing weasels beneath their feet |
| [01:04.67] | Why we do it, who can say? |
| [01:06.83] | But it' s such a festive holiday |
| [01:09.21] | So let the stomping fun begin |
| [01:11.10] | Bash their weasely skulls right in |
| [01:13.31] | It' s tradition, that makes it okay |
| [01:17.63] | Hey everyone, it' s Weasel Stomping |
| [01:20.01] | We' ll have some fun on Weasel Stomping |
| [01:21.87] | Put down your gun, it' s Weasel Stomping Day |
| [01:26.18] | Hip Hip Hooray, it' s Weasel Stomping Day |
| [01:30.87] | Weasel Stomping Day |
| [01:32.40] | Hey! |