[00:06.01]Narrator: It's Christmas Eve
[00:11.57]And Larry is anxiously awaiting the
[00:12.89]Arrival of Santa Claus with a plate of cookies
[00:17.39]Larry: Oh  Santa  I can't wait for you to come
[00:24.39]I just can't wait for you to come  and I've got cookies
[00:27.90]Three yummy cookies  Just for you for
[00:30.58]When you come  oh me  for you for when you come
[00:34.15]Because it's Christmas
[00:37.83]Knock-knock-knock
[00:39.02]Larry: Could that be Santa  Could that be him
[00:43.64]Could it be the one who brings presents for a cucumber like me
[00:47.52]A good cucumber like me
[00:50.90]Narrator: Larry is surprised to be greeted not by Santa
[00:55.53]But crafty bankrobber
[00:57.53]Larry: Who are you
[00:59.40]Bankrobber: I'm a bankrobber
[01:00.84]And I've come to rob your bank  oh yes
[01:03.28]I've come to rob your bank
[01:04.90]And I've come to take your dimes and swipe
[01:07.07]Your nickels  So stand back
[01:09.82]Step aside you silly pickle
[01:10.89]And let me in
[01:13.32]Narrator: Although frightened by the intruder  in the spirit of
[01:16.32]Christmas Larry makes an offering
[01:19.82]Larry: I'm not a banker     I have no bank my robbing friend
[01:23.07]But I have cookies--three yummy cookies
[01:26.89]And I don't have nickels  but please take this my robbing friend
[01:30.14]Eat one of these my robbing friend
[01:32.33]They are for Santa  but you may have one
[01:38.22]Narrator: The bankrobber is truly touched by Larry's good will
[01:41.35]But Larry  although momentarily distracted
[01:42.60]Is still excited about seeing Santa
[01:46.48]Larry: Oh  Santa  I can't wait for you to come
[01:49.79]I just can't wait for you to come  and I've got cookies
[01:51.85]Two yummy cookies  Just for you for when you come  oh me
[01:53.73]For you for when you come
[01:55.29]Because it's Christmas
[01:55.91]Bankrobber: (Simultaneously) I'm a robber  I came to rob your bank
[01:57.91]Oh yes  I came to rob your bank
[01:59.73]You shared a cookie--a yummy cookie
[02:00.79]Though I'd love to take your dimes
[02:01.93]Perhaps another time--because it's Christmas
[02:04.81][Knock  knock  knock]
[02:06.62]Larry: Could that be Santa  Could that be him
[02:09.99]Could it be the one who brings presents for a cucumber like me
[02:13.68]A good cucumber like me
[02:16.99]Narrator: Once again  it is not Santa who has come to Larry's door  but
[02:21.99]This time a savage Norseman
[02:24.57]Larry: Who are you
[02:25.76]Viking: I'm a viking  And I've come to take your land  oh yes
[02:30.57]I've come to take your land
[02:32.32]And I've come to burn your crops and steal your
[02:34.51]Horses  And I've come to
[02:37.45]Step on your chickens  And soil your quilts
[02:40.82]Narrator: Although frightened by the intruder  in the spirit of
[02:44.33]Christmas Larry makes an offering
[02:47.07]Larry: I don't have land
[02:49.70]I don't have crops  my viking friend
[02:51.51]But I have cookies--two yummy cookies
[02:54.89]And I don't have horses  but please take this my viking friend
[02:58.07]Eat one of these my viking friend  They are
[03:00.39]For Santa  but you may have one
[03:04.82]Narrator: The viking is also touched by Larry's good will
[03:08.25]But Larry's thoughts are still with Santa
[03:11.44]Larry: Oh  Santa  I can't wait for you to come
[03:14.44]I just can't wait for you to come
[03:15.63]I've got a cookie  A yummy cookie
[03:16.63]Just for you for when you come  oh me  for you for when you come
[03:19.13]Because it's Christmas
[03:19.64]Viking: (Simultaneously) I'm a viking  I came to take your land  oh
[03:21.63]Yes  I came to take your land
[03:23.00]You shared a cookie--a yummy cookie
[03:24.01]Though I'd love to soil your quilts  I don't think that I wilt
[03:26.63]Because it's Christmas
[03:29.13][Knock-knock-knock]
[03:29.57]
[03:30.92]Larry: Could that be Santa  Could that be him
[03:34.55]Could it be the one who brings presents for a cucumber like me
[03:37.67]A good cucumber like me
[03:42.00]Narrator: Larry is greeted now by an agent of the Internal Revenue
[03:46.00]Service
[03:48.17]Larry: Who are you
[03:50.24]Peach: I'm from the IRS  And I've come to tax your      [Slam]
[03:54.99]Larry: Oh  Santa  I can't wait for you to come
[04:01.27]I just can't wait for you to come     It's finally Santa
[04:08.25]It's finally him  At last
[04:10.56]The one who brings presents for a cucumber like me
[04:12.94]A good cucumber like me
[04:17.75]Santa: I'm Santa  And I've come to bring you gifts  oh yes
[04:24.13]I've come to bring you gifts  and I've come to stuff your stockings
[04:27.31]--oh ho-ho-ho
[04:29.21]And I've come to jiggle my belly  And wiggle my nose
[04:34.83]Hey  wait a minute  Isn't that my belt
[04:39.46]And what are you doing with my hat
[04:42.83]So you're the ones
[04:44.32]Bankrobber: Wait a minute  I can explain
[04:47.01]Viking: We've changed
[04:47.76]Santa: Nobody messes with Santa  You know that don't you
[04:51.51]You've been very naughty  And I've got a list
[04:57.63]Peach: Did you claim that
[05:01.44]Larry: Merry     Christmas