There's Bourbon in the bathtub, eyelashes in the sink
I'm trying not to throw up on my thrift store mink
There's someone on my pillow who says he works on tech
I beat him at Nintendo, who knows what happens next
I know, I know, I know, I know
This is looking like a **** show
And I'm not gonna try to say
That it isn't what it is though
Don't cry about it, baby
Don't be so uptight
And I defense it all
Looked so damn glamorous last night
Where is my purse?
Who's this person in my phone?
I'm pretty sure
I'm the worst at self-control
Sometimes it hurts
Living so rock 'n' roll
But it could be worse
I could be responsible
I should be with Amy 'cause she's just so adult
She washes off her make-up and her voicemail isn't full
And if I called her up right now to save me from this mess
She'd probably come and get me, but I don't know the address
And I know, I know, I know, I know
This is looking like a **** show
And I'm not gonna try to say
That it isn't what it is though
Don't cry about it, baby
Don't be so uptight
And I defense it all
Looked so damn glamorous last night
Where is my purse?
Who's this person in my phone?
I'm pretty sure
I'm the worst at self-control
Sometimes it hurts
Living so rock 'n' roll
But it could be worse
I could be responsible
Sir, that ticket
I swear it's in the mail
But if not, how will I send it
If you take me to jail?
And I know, I know, I know, I know
This is looking like a **** show
And I'm not gonna try to say
That it isn't what it is though
Don't cry about it, baby
Don't be so uptight
And I defense it all
Looked so damn glamorous last night
Where is my purse?
Who's this person in my phone?
I'm pretty sure
I'm the worst at self-control
Sometimes it hurts
Living so rock 'n' roll
But it could be worse
I could be responsible
I, I, I, I could be responsible
I, I, I, I could be responsible
I, I, I, I could be responsible
I, I, I, I could be responsible