[Intro: Michael Christmas From the tiggy, from the tiggy Oh, hold on What's up, dude, what's this? [Verse 1: Michael Christmas All I know is "Be cool," but I make it look awkward You look like a rapper that's tryin' real hard and I whip like the Based God and not like James Harden I piss on the toilet seat in your apartment I'm so disrespectful, it comes with the job and My *****s is mobbin', if your ***** DM me while my **** is throbbin' I promise you sobbin', I'm stoppin', 'cause that never happens to moi Like Earthgang say, "Y'all like blah, blah, blah, blah" While I laughed at the Sprint store like ha-ha-ha-ha Choosy Mc******* did not want my john 'Till I said you can't see me and F-U to y'all Ya, trick, ya get the **** out my face I do not pop no Ace, Carlo Rossi, that's bae You not havin' heart problems, that's just the bass I'm tryna get paid like Mitch, Rico, and Ace [Pre-Chorus: Sample Make that [? My money, man, get my my money man [Chorus: Michael Christmas Everybody gon' eat (yuh) Everybody gon' eat (everybody eats!) Everybody gon' eat (everybody eats, b) Everybody gon' eat [Verse 2: Cousin Stizz Everybody gon' eat, should we have to? Take my next play and I treat her like the last move We call for it then we at you (yeah) I ain't do nothin' I ain't have to We'd all make it if we all could **** it ain't all good, but it's all good Surfer got bag, tryna ball like the hardwoods Stood on ten toes like we all should Tryna tell you it can't be the same (same) Man, I just want a little change Got me a name, ain't asked for it but nothin' ever promised today We broke, we paid, I break it down in the same way (real life) Only thing that I could be The man in the mirror, now they lookin' up to me And how'd that happen? Every dream that ever came to be It happened without ya, make sure everybody eats [Pre-Chorus: Sample Give me my money, give me my money No reals, no rice, no champagne You don't eat nothin' without me havin' my money, man [Chorus: Michael Christmas Everybody gon' eat (yuh) Everybody gon' eat (everybody eats!) Everybody gon' eat (everybody eats, b) Everybody gon' eat Everybody gon'