Pirate and One-Eyed Jack:
When the course is laid and the anchor's weighed
A sailor's blood begins racing
Walleye Pike and Dodo:
With our hearts unbound and our flag unfurled
Calico:
We're under way and off to see the world
Pirates:
Under way and off to see the world
All:
Hey ho we'll go
Anywhere the wind is blowing
Mudwell:
Manly men are we
All:
Sailing for adventure on the deep blue see
Samuel Arrow (Sam the Eagle):
(spoken)
"Safely now, Mr. Silver. Let's not get sloppy, just because we're singing!"
Angel Marie and Pirate:
Danger walks the deck we say what the heck
We laugh at the perils we're facing
Gonzo:
Every storm we ride is its own reward
Rizzo:
And people die by falling overboard
Lew Zealand, Walleyed Pike, Clueless Morgan, Polly Lobster, Mad Monty:
People die by falling overboard
All:
Hey ho we'll go
Anywhere the wind is blowing
Hoist the sails and sing
Squire Trelawney (Fozzie Bear):
Sailing for adventure on the big, blue wet thing
Polly Lobster:
I love to see 'em cry when they walk the plank
Clueless Morgan:
I prefer to cut a throat
Mad Monty:
I love to hang 'em high and watch their little feet try to walk in the air while their faces turn blue
Clueless Morgan:
(Spoken)
Just kidding
All Three:
It's a good life on a boat
Pirates:
There are distant lands with burning sands
That call across the oceans
Rats:
There are bingo games every fun-filled day
Rat:
And Margaritas at the midnight buffet
Pirates:
Margaritas at the midnight buffet
All:
Hey ho we'll go
Anywhere the wind is blowing
Statler & Waldorf:
Should have took a train
Calico Jerry, Short Stack Stevens, Sweetums, Mr. Bitte, Pirate:
Sailing for adventure on the bounding main
Jim:
The salty breezes whisper
Who knows what lies ahead
I just know I was born to live the life my father lead
Long John:
The stars will be our compass
Wherever we may roam
And our mates will always be
Just like a family
And though we may put into port, the sea is always home
Squire Trelawney (Fozzie Bear):
(Spoken)
"All right, Mr. Bimbo! I didn't know you had such a good singing voice"
"Your welcome!"
Pirates:
We'll chase our dreams standing on our own
Over the horizon to the great unknown
All:
Hey ho we'll go
Anywhere the wind is blowing
Bold and brave and free
Easy Pete, Sweetums, Dodo, Shortstack Stevens, Calico:
Sailing for adventure
Rizzo:
It's so nauseating
Polly Lobster, Black Eye Pea, Mad Monty, Clueless Morgan, Calico Jerry, Pirate:
Sailing for adventure
Gonzo:
So exhilarating
Wolf, Easy Pete, Walleyed Pike, Pirate, Sweetums, Dodo, Angel Marie, Jaques Roach, Shortstack Stevens, Calico:
Sailing for adventure
Rats:
We're all celebrating!
All:
On the deep blue sea