I'm so glad 
I am one Nurds 
When I was a young girl 
I went to 
Catholic school 
Hung around all the nuns 
That was so uncool 
All the other girls were wearing 
Makeup in fourth grade 
But I was not allowed 
I wore anklets and prayed 
Nurds Paula 
Duvle dyed her hair 
And started going out with boys 
I was into homework 
And trying to get toys 
It was around that time 
I discovered what 
I was For instance 
I said policeman 
But Paula called them fuzz 
Nurds Then 
I went to high school 
It really hit me hard 
I started finding out that 
They were calling me retard 
In the gymnasium 
I was not a hit 
There was something really interesting 
About the way my gym suit fit 
Nurds I'm so glad 
I am one