| Song | Priest with the Sexually Transmitted Diseases Get out of My Bed |
| Artist | The Locust |
| Album | Molecular Genetics from the Gold Standard Labs |
| Santa Claus hijack, fuck-a-rama | |
| Always getting a good look | |
| At the meat rack | |
| Before shooting blanks into a loaded crowd | |
| Hypothetical hunger is not directly proportional to hypothetical appetite |