| Song | Who Wants a Dose of the Clap |
| Artist | The Locust |
| Album | Molecular Genetics from the Gold Standard Labs |
| No man of cloth | |
| -gonna go through my wallet | |
| No mercenary | |
| -gonna make CIA | |
| ...mash | |
| ...food-on the few remaining molars | |
| ...hear | |
| ...flies-steaks are cooking, come inside | |
| Sinking in the | |
| same sack of | |
| salivating quicksand | |
| Drown or row? Drown, Drone |