| Song | Seventeen Candles |
| Artist | The Pink Spiders |
| Album | Sweat It Out |
| Every day's a distraction, | |
| All the animals just looking for action | |
| And Emily's free-stylin' rhymes | |
| Smoking in the girls' room to kill some time ' | |
| Cause all they want is a girl who | |
| Parties hard and doesn't bother to argue, | |
| And nobody's worse for the wear - | |
| Everybody's cool with the “ | |
| I don't care†| |
| Seventeen candles are burning bright tonight | |
| But I've a feeling that she believes | |
| She's a bit over cake and gifts and party favors "Emily," everyone told her, "it don't get much better," | |
| Which only upset her - could this be as good as it gets? | |
| Dressed as loud as a half stack, | |
| A vodka tonic bottled up in her backpack | |
| She's badder than big heavy chains | |
| She tunes it all out, but the fact remains | |
| That all they do is talk about the future | |
| Like there's someway to control it | |
| Why not just enjoy the ride? | |
| Seventeen candles are burning bright tonight | |
| But I've a feeling that she believes | |
| She's a bit over cake and gifts and party favors "Emily," everyone told her, "it don't get much better," | |
| Which only upset her - could this be as good as it gets? | |
| She said, “ | |
| If this is the nightlife, | |
| I'd rather stay in | |
| You call this a good time; | |
| I just call it a trend | |
| If this is as good as it gets, then | |
| I'm packing up my shit and | |
| I'm gone," (And I'm not coming back) Seventeen candles are burning bright tonight But I've a feeling that she believes She's a bit over cake and gifts and party favors " | |
| Emily," everyone told her, "it don't get much better," Which only upset her - could this be as good as it gets? Seventeen candles are burning bright tonight But I've a feeling that she believes She's a bit over cake and gifts and party favors " | |
| Emily," everyone told her, "it don't get much better," Which only upset her - could this be as good as it gets? |
| Every day' s a distraction, | |
| All the animals just looking for action | |
| And Emily' s freestylin' rhymes | |
| Smoking in the girls' room to kill some time ' | |
| Cause all they want is a girl who | |
| Parties hard and doesn' t bother to argue, | |
| And nobody' s worse for the wear | |
| Everybody' s cool with the | |
| I don' t care | |
| Seventeen candles are burning bright tonight | |
| But I' ve a feeling that she believes | |
| She' s a bit over cake and gifts and party favors " Emily," everyone told her, " it don' t get much better," | |
| Which only upset her could this be as good as it gets? | |
| Dressed as loud as a half stack, | |
| A vodka tonic bottled up in her backpack | |
| She' s badder than big heavy chains | |
| She tunes it all out, but the fact remains | |
| That all they do is talk about the future | |
| Like there' s someway to control it | |
| Why not just enjoy the ride? | |
| Seventeen candles are burning bright tonight | |
| But I' ve a feeling that she believes | |
| She' s a bit over cake and gifts and party favors " Emily," everyone told her, " it don' t get much better," | |
| Which only upset her could this be as good as it gets? | |
| She said, | |
| If this is the nightlife, | |
| I' d rather stay in | |
| You call this a good time | |
| I just call it a trend | |
| If this is as good as it gets, then | |
| I' m packing up my shit and | |
| I' m gone," And I' m not coming back Seventeen candles are burning bright tonight But I' ve a feeling that she believes She' s a bit over cake and gifts and party favors " | |
| Emily," everyone told her, " it don' t get much better," Which only upset her could this be as good as it gets? Seventeen candles are burning bright tonight But I' ve a feeling that she believes She' s a bit over cake and gifts and party favors " | |
| Emily," everyone told her, " it don' t get much better," Which only upset her could this be as good as it gets? |