Well, I went to a party Just the other night I wanted to feel my mind was light So I picked up a bottle And I started drinking wine I thought pretty soon, I'd be feeling fine.... But I couldn't get high! Oh, No! I couldn't get high! Oh, No! And I stuffed it full of grass I gave myself a lie I huffed, I puffed I smoked and I toked But after awhile, my heart was nearly broke..... Cause I couldn't get high, Oh, No! I couldn't get high, Oh, No! So I took out my pipe I got me a cube of LSD I waited meditated for my body to see I waited and I waited,cause I couldn't get high I couldn't get high, Oh, no! I couldn't get high, Oh, no! I couldn't get high, Oh, no! Don't know why, Oh, No! I couldn't get high, Oh, no!