In yellow shoes
I get the blues
So I walk the street
In my plastic feet
In my blue velvet trousers
Make me feel pink
There's a kind of stink
About blue velvet trousers
In my paisley shirt
I look a jerk
And my turqoise waistcoat
Is quite out of sight
But oh woe  my haircut looks so bad
Vegetable man  where are you
So I change my gear
And I buy my jeans
Then I cover them up
With the latest cut
My pants socks with water and epoxy

It don't take long to buy nylon socks
I watch my watch with a plain face and the date
In a little hole there all alone
It's what I got

It's what I wear  it's what you see

It must be me
It's what I am

Vegetable man

Ah ha ha ha ha ha hha

Ah ha ha ha ha ha hha

Oh  I've been looking all over the place
For a place for me

But it ain't anywhere

It just ain't anywhere

Vegetable man

Vegetable man

Vegetable man

Vegetable man

Vegetable man

Vegetable man

Vegetable man

Vegetable man

He's the kind of fella
You just got to see if you can

Vegetable man