| Song | I Love a Magician |
| Artist | The Dismemberment Plan |
| Album | Emergency & I |
| 作曲 : Dismemberment Plan | |
| I love a magician | |
| She can cut me in half | |
| She can find quarters behind my ear | |
| And make me laugh, one two one two | |
| Is this thing on? | |
| Let’s assess. | |
| Oh yes, she’s the best. | |
| There is no contest. | |
| But I must confess that there are times like when | |
| She floats me straight up in the air | |
| Over thirty miles— | |
| I don’t care. | |
| Well maybe a little it can really stop | |
| You from doing something cause you wonder | |
| Oh, if they’d really drop you. | |
| She simply wiggles her nose | |
| And disappears all my clothes | |
| Really makes me wonder | |
| Really makes me wonder, wonder | |
| Now she vanished into thin air | |
| And doesn’t see why | |
| I care Really makes me wonder | |
| Really makes me wonder now wonder now | |
| I love a magician, she does things to | |
| Keep me amused like when she sticks | |
| My hair straight up in the air | |
| For the benefit of her stuck-up friends | |
| Well, I think it’s funny | |
| But it’s a touchy subject | |
| She likes to set me a trap | |
| And makes me come with a clap | |
| Really makes me wonder | |
| Really makes me wonder, wonder | |
| She says she can’t read my mind | |
| I know she does all the time | |
| Really makes me wonder | |
| Really makes me wonder now wonder now | |
| There are times | |
| I don’t know you at all. |
| zuò qǔ : Dismemberment Plan | |
| I love a magician | |
| She can cut me in half | |
| She can find quarters behind my ear | |
| And make me laugh, one two one two | |
| Is this thing on? | |
| Let' s assess. | |
| Oh yes, she' s the best. | |
| There is no contest. | |
| But I must confess that there are times like when | |
| She floats me straight up in the air | |
| Over thirty miles | |
| I don' t care. | |
| Well maybe a little it can really stop | |
| You from doing something cause you wonder | |
| Oh, if they' d really drop you. | |
| She simply wiggles her nose | |
| And disappears all my clothes | |
| Really makes me wonder | |
| Really makes me wonder, wonder | |
| Now she vanished into thin air | |
| And doesn' t see why | |
| I care Really makes me wonder | |
| Really makes me wonder now wonder now | |
| I love a magician, she does things to | |
| Keep me amused like when she sticks | |
| My hair straight up in the air | |
| For the benefit of her stuckup friends | |
| Well, I think it' s funny | |
| But it' s a touchy subject | |
| She likes to set me a trap | |
| And makes me come with a clap | |
| Really makes me wonder | |
| Really makes me wonder, wonder | |
| She says she can' t read my mind | |
| I know she does all the time | |
| Really makes me wonder | |
| Really makes me wonder now wonder now | |
| There are times | |
| I don' t know you at all. |