| Song | I Won't Be |
| Artist | The Queers |
| Album | Love Songs for the Retarded |
| I won't be a big fat nothing, 'cause that just ain't me | |
| I won't be your boyfriend because you're just so ugly | |
| I won't be | |
| I won't be | |
| I won't be no one but me (x2) | |
| I won't be a Grateful Dead freak, that shit makes me puke | |
| I won't be your boyfriend because I just can't stand you | |
| (Chorus) |