[00:02.89]Bart:Hymns here! I got hymns here!
[00:04.54]Get 'em while they're holy, straight from God's brain to your mouth!
[00:10.15]Reverend Lovejoy:And now, please rise for our opening hymn, uhhh, "In the Garden of Eden" by I. Ron Butterfly.
[00:27.21]In the garden da-vida, honey!
[00:30.84]Doncha know that I love you?
[00:34.76]In the garden of Eden, baby,
[00:38.12]Doncha know that I'll always be true.
[00:47.62]Homer:Hey, Marge, remember when we used to make out to this hymn?
[01:00.55]'Congregation':Oh, wonchu come with me-hee-hee
[01:03.76]And take my hand-a-and?
[01:07.52]Oh, wonchu come with me-hee-hee
[01:08.11]Reverend Lovejoy:Wait a minute, this sounds like rock and/or roll!
[01:24.50]Reverend Lovejoy:I know one of you is responsible for this.
[01:26.17]So repeat after me: "If I withhold the truth, may I go straight to Hell,
[01:30.42]where I will eat naught but burning hot coals and drink naught but burning hot cola...
[01:35.61]Children: "...where fiery demons will crush me in the back..."
[01:38.24] "...where my soul will be chopped into confetti,
[01:40.49]strewn upon a parade of murderers and single mothers..."
[01:43.10] "...where my tongue will be torn out by ravenous birds."
[01:47.43]Milhouse:Bart did it! That Bart right there!
[01:50.30]Bart:Milhouse!
[01:51.30]Reverend Lovejoy:Milhouse, you did the right thing.
[01:53.93]Bart, come with me for punishment. You, too, Snitchy.
[01:57.42]I want you to clean every one of these organ pipes that you have befouled with your popular music.