[00:00.63]Homer:Someday you'll thank me for this, son.
[00:03.20]Bart:Not bloody likely.
[00:04.23]Homer:No, it's true.
[00:06.60]You know, when I was a boy.
[00:07.33]I really wanted a catcher's mitt,
[00:09.18]:but my dad wouldn't get it for me.
[00:11.50]So I held my breath until I passed out
[00:13.72]and banged my head on the coffee table.
[00:16.11]The doctor thought
[00:16.87]I might have brain damage.
[00:18.37]Bart:Dad, what's the point of this story?
[00:20.57]Homer:I like stories.
[00:22.30]Bart:Can I please
[00:22.94]go to the movie?
[00:24.12]Homer:I know my punishment might seem
[00:25.42]a little harsh, but I can't go back on it.
[00:28.18]You're welcome to watch
[00:29.16]anything you want on TV.
[00:30.78]Bart:TV sucks.