[00:03.73]Announcer:Our next act is our very own singing waitress, Lurleen.
[00:08.54]So I'm, uh, afraid drink service will stop for just a few moments.  They're all yers.
[00:17.14]Homer:Stupid Marge tell me to shut up.
[00:19.54]Lurleen:Thank you. Tonight I'd like to try somethin' a little different.
[00:23.21]It's a song I wrote while I mopped up your dried blood and teeth.
[00:30.41]Work all day for some old man
[00:33.31]Sweat n' break your back.
[00:35.41]Homer:Yeah.
[00:36.26]Lurleen:Then you go home to your castle,
[00:39.23]But your queen won't cut you slack.
[00:41.69]Homer:That's true.
[00:42.88]Lurleen:That's why you're losin' all your hair,
[00:46.12]That's why you're overweight.
[00:48.20]Homer:Uh-huh.
[00:49.12]Lurleen:That's why you flipped your pickup truck
[00:52.40]Right off the interstate.
[00:54.47]Homer:That's right! Except for the pickup truck.
[00:57.80]Lurleen:There's a lot of bull they hand you,
[01:00.19]There's nothin' you can do,
[01:03.55]Your wife don't understand you, but I do.
[01:09.71]No, your wife don't understand you, but I do.
[01:16.20]I said no one understands you but I do!
[01:23.80]Homer:Hey, hey, Lurleen. I gotta say somethin' to ya.
[01:26.83]Lurleen:I'm listenin'.
[01:27.81]Homer:Your song touched me in a way I've never felt before. And which way to the can?