[00:18.37]Kid:Hey, who left all this garbage on the steps of congress?
[00:22.66]Amendment:I'm not garbage.
[00:24.26]I'm an Amendment-to-Be,
[00:26.17]Yes, an Amendment-to-Be,
[00:28.35]And I'm hopin' that they'll ratify me.
[00:32.12]There's a lot of flag burners
[00:34.50]Who have got too much freedom,
[00:36.82]I wanna make it legal
[00:39.61]For policemen to beat 'em.
[00:41.40]'Cos there's limits to our liberties,
[00:44.13]Least I hope and pray that there are,
[00:46.61]'Cos those liberal freaks go too far.
[00:51.64]Kid:Well, why can't we just make a law against flag burning?
[00:55.18]Amendment:Because that law would be unconstitutional.
[00:58.49]But if we change the Constitution—
[01:00.34]Kid:Then we could make all sorts of crazy laws!
[01:03.17]Amendment:Now you're catching on.
[01:12.87]Kid:What if people say you're not good enough to be in the constitution?
[01:16.46]Amendment:Then I'll crush all opposition to me,
[01:19.55]And I'll make Ted Kennedy pay.
[01:22.48]If he fights back, I'll say that he's gay.
[01:27.19]Congressman:Good news, Amendment!
[01:29.16]They ratified ya! You're in the U.S. Constitution!
[01:33.13]Amendment:Oh yeah! Doors open, boys!