| Song | Happy Birthday, Mr. Smithers |
| Artist | The Simpsons |
| Album | Go Simpsonic with the Simpsons |
| [00:00.30] | Smithers:On another topic, the preparations for your birthday have begun. |
| [00:03.28] | Mr. Burns:I won't get what I really want. |
| [00:05.16] | Smithers:No one does. |
| [00:07.55] | Mr. Burns:Happy birthday, Mr. Smithers. |
| [00:12.82] | Smithers:Mmmmmmm.... |