作曲 : Randy Newman

Want some whiskey in your water

Sugar in your tea

What's all these crazy questions you're askin' me

This is the craziest party that could ever be

Don't turn on the lights cause I don't wanna see

Mama told me not to come

Mama told me not to come

That ain't the way to have fun no

Open up your window let some air into this room

I think I'm almost chokin' from the smell of stale perfume

And that cigarette you're smokin' 'bout scare me half to death

Open up the window sucker let me catch my breath

Mama told me not to come

Mama told me not to come

That ain't the way to have fun son

That ain't the way to have fun son

The radio is blastin' someone's knockin' on the door

I'm lookin' at my girlfriend she's passed out on the floor

I seen so many things I ain't never seen before

I don't know what it is I don't wanna see no more
Mama told me not to come

Mama told me not to come

She said that ain't the way to have fun son

That ain't the way to have fun no

Mama told me mama told me
Mama told me told me told me
Mama told me told me ooh yeah yeah
Mama told me not to go
Mama told me mama told me

Ain't that the truth

That ain't the way to have fun no

That ain't the way to have fun son

That ain't the way to have fun no

That ain't the way to have fun son

That ain't the way to have fun no

That ain't the way to have fun son

That ain't the way to have fun no

That ain't the way to have fun son