| Song | Cartoon Boyfriend |
| Artist | The Wonder Stuff |
| Album | Hup! |
| 作曲 : Gilks, Hunt, Jones, Treece | |
| "There's a worm in my head and a fish in the bed," she said | |
| Confused you will be | |
| He's got the car on the lawn and he's using the horn again | |
| Annoyed she will be | |
| CHORUS | |
| Cartoon boyfriend when you gonna rub yourself out | |
| "There's a girl at my door and she's begging for more," he said | |
| "Abused you will be" | |
| "If you touch a hair on my head then you'd be better off dead" | |
| She said "Oh joking you must be" | |
| CHORUS | |
| There were pieces of gold in his mouth when they met | |
| And now there's just pieces of coal | |
| There was a thought in his head the first time she said | |
| And now there's just a gaping hole | |
| (They call hiim the Crayola Kid, yeah look what he did with his crayons | |
| and stuff but, that's not enough, Crayola Kid.) |
| zuò qǔ : Gilks, Hunt, Jones, Treece | |
| " There' s a worm in my head and a fish in the bed," she said | |
| Confused you will be | |
| He' s got the car on the lawn and he' s using the horn again | |
| Annoyed she will be | |
| CHORUS | |
| Cartoon boyfriend when you gonna rub yourself out | |
| " There' s a girl at my door and she' s begging for more," he said | |
| " Abused you will be" | |
| " If you touch a hair on my head then you' d be better off dead" | |
| She said " Oh joking you must be" | |
| CHORUS | |
| There were pieces of gold in his mouth when they met | |
| And now there' s just pieces of coal | |
| There was a thought in his head the first time she said | |
| And now there' s just a gaping hole | |
| They call hiim the Crayola Kid, yeah look what he did with his crayons | |
| and stuff but, that' s not enough, Crayola Kid. |