| Song | 30 Years in the Bathroom |
| Artist | The Wonder Stuff |
| Album | Hup! |
| 作曲 : Wonder Stuff | |
| My lavatory has been my sanctuary | |
| And it's easy for you to laugh at me | |
| 'Cos I been 30 good years in the bathroom, baby | |
| Rubadubdub one man in a tub and it's me | |
| Always me | |
| CHORUS | |
| And now the time has come to share the joke | |
| That the latch on the bathroom door is broke | |
| And now it's time to let you know | |
| That it's only the beat of my heart that is slow | |
| Who's fault is this? I deny that it's mine | |
| I been stuck in here since 1959 | |
| That's 30 good years in the bathroom baby | |
| But it's okay, yeah it's okay | |
| Cos when they come to take me away | |
| I will be clean, I will be clean | |
| CHORUS | |
| Well I been 30 years in a bad mood, baby | |
| But it's okay, yeah it's okay 'cos that's better | |
| Than 30 years on the back seat of a car | |
| Oh beat me with the pumice stone | |
| Eight to the bar | |
| CHORUS |
| zuò qǔ : Wonder Stuff | |
| My lavatory has been my sanctuary | |
| And it' s easy for you to laugh at me | |
| ' Cos I been 30 good years in the bathroom, baby | |
| Rubadubdub one man in a tub and it' s me | |
| Always me | |
| CHORUS | |
| And now the time has come to share the joke | |
| That the latch on the bathroom door is broke | |
| And now it' s time to let you know | |
| That it' s only the beat of my heart that is slow | |
| Who' s fault is this? I deny that it' s mine | |
| I been stuck in here since 1959 | |
| That' s 30 good years in the bathroom baby | |
| But it' s okay, yeah it' s okay | |
| Cos when they come to take me away | |
| I will be clean, I will be clean | |
| CHORUS | |
| Well I been 30 years in a bad mood, baby | |
| But it' s okay, yeah it' s okay ' cos that' s better | |
| Than 30 years on the back seat of a car | |
| Oh beat me with the pumice stone | |
| Eight to the bar | |
| CHORUS |