| Song | Half Timer |
| Artist | The Young Knives |
| Album | Voices of Animals and Men |
| A celery | |
| You need a | |
| A celery | |
| If you want to fit in | |
| A celery | |
| It gets you through to half time | |
| A celery | |
| Why don't you, erm, smash the system from within | |
| (A celery) | |
| Get yourself a promotion | |
| And then take your children to the zoo for the weekend | |
| (A celery) | |
| With the extra cash you've got there | |
| I got some cash | |
| (A celery) | |
| Oooh, I had a job once, it was awful | |
| A celery | |
| Bloodsuckers! | |
| New carpets | |
| A celery | |
| For money in emergencies, bus fares | |
| (A celery) | |
| Kids and stuff |