Perry Mason Theme

	You know, it's such a shame
	That it's so hard to find
	Good, honest, legal help these days
	See, the problem with my brother and me is
	We're recidivists, habitual, criminal offenders
	No attorney wants to go near us, I gotta find him a lawyer
	I don't know what I'm gonna do
	The D.A. was Burger
	The cop was Tragg
	And Della was the secretary
	Drake sat on the desk with Perry
	[Incomprehensible]