| You'd better take an older lover X6 | |
| You'll soon get tired of her | |
| To take an older lover | |
| Get ready for old stories | |
| Of teenage sex | |
| From the early sixties | |
| Under cover | |
| Behind office desks | |
| Old divorces | |
| Children's faces | |
| You'd better take a younger lover | |
| You'd better take a younger lover | |
| Or take an older lover | |
| You'll soon get tired of her | |
| (She'll shag you out on the table) | |
| Dear girls | |
| Doctor Annabel lies! X3 | |
| You raced before | |
| It's been done | |
| Tripped and stepped on | |
| You'd better take an older lover | |
| You'd better take an older lover | |
| Or take a younger monster | |
| But deserve better | |
| You'd better take a younger lover | |
| You'd better take a younger lover | |
| You'll miss your older lover | |
| Her love was like your Mother's | |
| With added attractions | |
| You'd better take a younger lover X4 | |
| You'd better take an older lover | |
| You'd better take an older lover | |
| You'd better take a younger lover | |
| Doctor Annabel lies! X4 | |
| On the colour page | |
| French fries spread on her face | |
| On the future autolytic enzyme son |